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Ray Demotivational Poster


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

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Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny

CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.

Betrayal -

TAGS: yoshi super video game betrayal fail
Rating: 2.59/5

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Hmph! - June 8, 2008, 11:21 pm
I knew Mario couldn't be trusted! Eating shrooms and flowers and shit. Stomping on turtles and kicking the shells. Fucking jerk! >:(

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.

Books -

STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.

TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?

ATHEISM - Checkmate

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
Damn...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an asshole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.

PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool shit! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there Buttercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.

CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy

TAGS: tsa breast examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny



TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.37/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In Shit What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism

LAVI - Just got his letter to Hogwarts


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?

TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.45/5

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DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool

PRAYERS - bring us all together


TAGS: hly grayl txtng
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 18, 2012, 2:23 pm
Nd nw my fcemsk is al 5noty...

PROTECT & SERVE - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

TAGS: police pepper spray
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Looks like he's enjoying himself. Oink!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:56 pm
The cop behind him face-palmed.
ZeXaZ - October 10, 2011, 5:22 pm
And ruin a perfectly good donut?! I think not!
Thunderstrike - October 10, 2011, 3:32 pm
What a terrible shot!! I bet if that guy's head looked like a donut the cop would be dead on.


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.

THE EMO RAINBOW - Sometimes I wish more of them would use the red crayon.

TAGS: emo rainbow crayon
Rating: 2.9/5

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WhiteRaven - January 9, 2009, 2:58 am
I'm strongly against Broodling Grey there
GoForthAndDie - September 26, 2008, 4:23 pm

1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be gay. i'm not gay, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total shit now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be gay to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total shit.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you gay? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.

HOLD THIS - I Need to go be awesome somewhere else

TAGS: bill murray awesome
Rating: 4.83/5

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Cubbybear - February 15, 2011, 10:10 pm
Elmer's hunting Wabbits
crankyhead - February 15, 2011, 8:32 pm
It's gotta suck to be Tiger Woods right now. Even Carl Spackler has more wins than he does on the PGA tour this year. 5L =)
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:25 pm
'nuff said.
autumnspirit - February 15, 2011, 5:28 pm
Haha! Love it! 5L's
Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 5:26 pm
5 lions from me...I love this.
Feasibly - February 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
Kudos indeed...5 of 'em
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:50 pm
For a borderline untouchable theme, this was played well. Kudos.

BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers

TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks

TAGS: steve irwin australia shit bricks shitting stingray sting ray stingrays
Rating: 3.02/5

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toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:20 pm
If you think this is bad taste, you can go cry about it to your mommy. It's a fucking joke.
Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 6:58 am
I"m sorry, but this is awesome! 5 Stingrays! xD
jrqls - March 14, 2009, 10:41 pm
...and Steve Irwin would be the first one to exclaim, "Aren't they beauties!?!"
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 11:17 am
It's real. The photographer is Sandra Critelli and the location is Isla Holbox, Mexico.
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:48 am
It's real, They migrate like that.... and this really is bad taste.
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 2:38 pm
I'm curious too. On the thumbnail I thought it was some strange rollercoaster seen from the air, then I thought it was kites seen from the edge of a tower of some sorts ... and then I went: Holy shit!
Sir - September 28, 2008, 6:00 pm
Damn is that real or photoshopped?
Aquatos - August 2, 2008, 11:24 am
bad tast man


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.54/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:02 am
And when it's pin-point accuracy was most called upon to shoot, to help clear-up the mess I saw before me... blocking my view... it's eyes froze-over, blocking any emission it could make until they were cleared by natures efforts or mine.
steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me naked..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


TAGS: gunslinger prayer
Rating: 4.47/5

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kimo2a - August 28, 2016, 11:09 pm
Dead ones?
EmilioDumphque - October 29, 2015, 5:22 pm
I'd rather be surrounded by my loved ones.

INAPPROPRIATE PUNS - A bit insensitive and intolerant, but creatively humorous ...

TAGS: queso trouble pray to cheesus
Rating: 4.3/5

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falloutghoul - February 24, 2012, 7:19 pm
Muy bien!

FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer

TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm



TAGS: corvette stingray
Rating: 4.77/5

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Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 5:55 am
If you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy...you might be a redneck
Heleen - May 29, 2011, 1:44 am
..............Maybe they should write songs about volvos.
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:40 am
"It's a little deuce Volvo"? "A little Nash Volvo was following me..."? "She'll have fun, fun, fun, until daddy takes the Volvo away"? "Hey Little Volvo"? "Hot Rod Volvo"? Volvo is just not a 'musical' car, it seems!
Airman - May 27, 2011, 11:15 am
now we know why they don't write songs about Volvo's
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 6:37 am
Hey there's Jay-Lo, riding in her Volvo, going to the grocery store. Gonna get some Mayonaise and put it on her pretty face, she heard it closes up the pores. Her Volvo is a classy one, a 63 121, of course it has a little rust... Oh never mind - bad idea.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:46 am
this is one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen! Whoever thinks apple products have a neat style should have a look at this! 5 Sting Rays!
Airman - May 26, 2011, 6:57 pm
rerun - May 26, 2011, 6:50 pm

I have always wanted a 63 split window vette.

HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically assume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?

HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)

TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

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Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


TAGS: against evil stupid prayer mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 21, 2012, 11:50 am
lol... we were so young and fool... now I see the root of our problems...hehehe
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:28 am
Hey when we did that it wasn't an issue of evil or stupidity. When you're up there it's a matter of trust (teehee). Thanks for the memories mar!

SAY HELLO - to my little friend!

STFU! K THX. - Now in X-Ray.

PRAYING - Some of us pray every night before bed Some of us pray for different reasons Some of us pray for BACON!

TAGS: praying pray dog
Rating: 3.82/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:44 am
Introducing... the Greybeard's Dog!

GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.

BRITISH COLUMBIA WARNING - You've got to "Grin and Bear" this one.

TAGS: pepper spray and bells
Rating: 4.57/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 10:07 pm
Thought you resided in Quebec, Ontario or Manitoba Province, Pwissy.
MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 8:57 pm
I miss my brother...but he did look stupid with those little bells on that blueberry coloured jacket...bahaha 5L Mr.Ug!
GaryO - January 22, 2013, 9:02 pm
HAH! Too real


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."

NOT EPIC - should have been vs kyogre

TAGS: kyogre groudon pokemon ruby saphire emerald rayquaza epic battle bowser giga mario
Rating: 2.11/5

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NREEEOW - February 2, 2009, 4:20 pm

The power of prayer -

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - If chocolate is a girl’s best friend Then low self-esteem must be a man's


TAGS: young love betrayal
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 9:36 pm

wait till he graduates to sammich!!
Cubbybear - October 30, 2010, 7:27 pm
For me it would be Ho Ho's and Ding Dong's
rerun - October 30, 2010, 7:25 pm

It's always the twinkies that kills the relationship

BUCK ROGERS - Making Rocket-Ships, Jet-Packs, Ray-Guns, and Hyphens Awesome Since 1928

TAGS: rogers raygun rocketship awesome futurism
Rating: 4.2/5

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falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:14 pm
DUCK DODGERS, in the 24th and 1/2 CENTURY!


TAGS: death ray reay doom
Rating: 3.31/5

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Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:32 am
lol'd hard
Incorrigible010 - November 6, 2009, 1:51 am
Doubtful. Notice the highlights in the flume? They're called "Mach Diamonds" for good reason. :)
Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:40 pm
I'm loving fact being stranger than fiction. I wonder if you could mount that on a Light Armored Vehicle without launching it to the moon.
Hremsfeld - October 2, 2009, 12:40 pm
Guitboxer - June 16, 2009, 11:13 pm
Methane rockets look so cool, about time we did something with all those cow fumes!
will - May 8, 2009, 12:02 am
SHAZZZAAAM mother fucker
LogicDude - April 15, 2009, 4:17 pm
I tried to keep this off of eBay...I just didn't have any room to store it anymore!

TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .

TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

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Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!

Confidence -

GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: guinness creed prayer
Rating: 3.73/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 12, 2010, 6:51 am
An Episcopalian had to have written this. 5 drunk anglican lions


TAGS: atheisim prayer athiest army military
Rating: 3.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.

PATHOLOGICAL IGNORANCE - The Best Way to Get People On Your Side Is To Attack Everything About Them

GHETTO - safety and every thing else is not a concern

TAGS: braydon
Rating: 2.36/5

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Frog Irreverance -

TAGS: serenity prayer version
Rating: 4.94/5

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kirill - August 23, 2013, 1:27 pm
M Favorited.

YOUR KEY - Always in the last place you look.

TAGS: lost key butt xray
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Gath - February 2, 2012, 6:48 pm
Apparently the individual was trying to unlock the mysteries of the dark side of the moon.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:06 pm
what is this key doing here ?
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 9:41 pm
But the first place Moooooooooooooooooooo puts it.


Reflection -

TAGS: kneeling prayer puns god church
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:55 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you liked it.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:09 pm
If you haven't already, drop this over at religifake too! 5L'd it here.
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 1:27 am
Sorry. But I had to do it. And thanks for the compliment.
Oldsod - January 9, 2016, 10:03 pm
...grooooooaaaaaannn...but 5'd.


TAGS: bff betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:07 am
BFF would stand for Backstabbing Filthy Fuck, right ? 5L

CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?

DEAR GOD - if you make it so that the kid doesn't realize I crapped in his bead I'll stop those late night visits to the poodle next door

TAGS: pray dog god
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by guyfox

TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.


TAGS: a childs prayer
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm

I love this one, the image and text are much better than the 1st 16 of these submitted
Korohyou - March 30, 2010, 9:30 pm
fair nuff'
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 2:36 pm
Because I wanted to approve it.
Korohyou - March 30, 2010, 2:05 pm
Also I have to ask, why was it approved when the picture is so pixelated?
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 1:59 pm
1L, old joke with a twist. Not 100% sure but i think this might be a poster already as well.


FREE - is never Free

TAGS: do not reply prayers
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Anonymous2 - November 11, 2010, 1:50 am
Sean, if you've still got that Blu-Ray player available, I'll do 25 Hail Marys a day for a year for you. They won't be too effective since I'm not Catholic, but I am Protestant so it's to the same God...
Sean - November 10, 2010, 7:19 pm
Boy. Some people are just soooo lazy. Sheesh!
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
5 Hail Marys!
Sho - November 10, 2010, 5:19 pm
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
that absolute gold. 5L's


GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.

TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!

RAY: SYMMETRICAL CHAIR STACKING, - Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack chairs like this.

TAGS: chair stack ghostbusters aykroyd murray
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Zetmonk - February 3, 2012, 5:38 am
To change a lightbulb.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 9:25 am
Why Did They Do This ?
caveman - January 31, 2012, 8:56 pm
Who ya gonna call...
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:50 pm
this makes no sense at all


TAGS: jealousy day hurray
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:40 am
Yeah aggiford, esquire. You cling to that if it helps you cry yerself to sleep faster.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:52 pm
Poor direction.
Sean - October 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Thanks aggy. That's a wrap. We'll edit out the rough patches. *aside* Trained professional, my ass.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:36 am
This poster spans the gap between pure beauty and natural sodomy... giving the reader a glimpse into their very... own... what's this last word, Sean? I can't read it... OHHH... soul.... very own soul.
Das Ghoti - October 6, 2009, 10:58 pm
Voter 11 voted this a 3, and needs to be removed...;)
Rollseyes - October 6, 2009, 7:34 pm
Wow Sean. With statements like that it is a wonder that there are those suprised by the increasing numbers of lesbians! lol!


TAGS: girl graybeard legs grope
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by bassman007

rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:12 pm
Like Fred Sanford said, I'll be a dirty old man till I'm a dead old man. Pleasures that take years off your life take those years off at the END.
Greeny - May 9, 2011, 9:13 pm
That5 right!


TAGS: x ray vision through clothes pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Reality Lord - January 30, 2011, 7:38 am

5 despite the unnecessary error in spelling. lol

BETRAYAL - One of you will betray Optimus Prime, and Optimus Prime will rightly kick you square in the nuts.

TAGS: betrayal
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Mike

Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:15 am
... and stick an "I'm" in there somewhere if you're not too busy. Alright?
Sean - May 2, 2008, 12:14 am
This is bloody funny, and on not even a fan of the trans... performers (sp?) er, terafromers ??? Whatever, o.k., Dude knows how to divvy up a punchline. Bye.

JAZZ - And all that

TAGS: jazz ray charles and all that
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by heavenquake

ZOMGHACKS - December 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Well, it's kinda like...Jello puddin Well actually it's more like kodak film

HOMEWRECKERS - You Bitch!!! I let you into my home and this is how you repay me.

GOOD MORNING GIRLS - "I have always wanted to say that"

Pepper Spray -

I'M NOT ANGRY - I just have haemorrhoids

TAGS: d gray man funny
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by wells

GRAY BEARDS - how on earth can a noobie match that level of creativity?

TAGS: gray beards creavtive motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by deerbag

Pachmoedius - September 16, 2011, 12:22 am
It's easy: they can't.
coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 6:13 pm
Tie-dye beards?


TAGS: calendar holy pray receive mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:42 am
I gotta pass. My mind is too obscure right now…I wouldn’t even get it. My turn to cruise thru and enjoy, yes, my turn is right. I see an ancient (Bone) has popped in with a doozy….yeah, time for me to enjoy………
mariand - April 7, 2012, 11:35 am
Thanks Gary... it's your turn now...;)
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:29 am
It’s good to see the pros come out in full force with a string of poster5…..another good one Mariand.


TAGS: hope praying life
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
Very nice. 5L's

TO PRAY - You better do it on Friday evening, because you know what will happen on Saturday night.

TAGS: pray friday hapen saturay night
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:30 pm
whale tails!
GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 1:57 pm
I'm hoping, for the same penitent position....



TAGS: blue nun wine after prayer delight
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Drenix - April 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
Purple Nun: Is watching you


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.

KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?


SAGE GRAYBEARDS - This is Stephen He's Our Treasurer

SENSE OF HUMOR - You don't have it.

TAGS: ray blind insult
Rating: 2.06/5

MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!

TAGS: mommy dearest kitty cat kitten crazy betrayal love hate
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by MsPowder

DotDotDot - January 7, 2009, 2:42 am
Mange - Your kitten has it.
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 8:31 am
I just threw up. Thanks. Very cute.
Edmeist - April 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
Is that a Chupacabra?
weker - March 3, 2008, 1:18 pm
no offence but that little cat looks like a mutant
MsPowder - February 10, 2008, 10:06 pm
::Giggles:: I Made This! Aint It Cute/Funny! Tha Kitten, Her Name Is Lil Angel And That Is Her Momma, Lil Jacq!!! - KissKissWivLuv


TAGS: aways pray before you eat cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 2:33 am
A-1 steak sauce please. Oh yeah, gimme some tabasco. 5 servings.

Unintended Consequences -


TAGS: hope pray afterlife life death
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes Ma'am. I believe I did but will double check and add it if I forgot. :)
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:16 am
Safe to assume you have already postred thisd at religifake? If not....what's the hold up sir?! ;)


TAGS: marriage vows death betrayal sammich
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2013, 9:29 pm
Nice. Hell hath no fury like a woman 5corned... or made sandwich maker.
Shaq123 - February 10, 2011, 5:38 am
Another reference to the movie Bitch Slap!. Love it.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:10 pm
*an ending
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Nope, just putting and ending to the story. Yours was great, BTW.
autumnspirit - February 8, 2011, 6:04 pm
Well, Monkeylust, you must feel threatened by my work, huh? lol J/K
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:18 pm
A reply to 128101


TAGS: marriage vows death betrayal
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

rerun - January 22, 2012, 2:55 pm

darn condom wrappers.
autumnspirit - February 13, 2011, 9:45 pm
Ok ltr, quit wiggling!
loustertherooster - February 12, 2011, 7:12 am
just do it already - im loosing my buzz
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:01 pm
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 4:12 pm
I remember this chick from that movie Bitch Slap!. Awesome movie I must say.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:50 am
Oh, and 5 snooping Ls
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:50 am
I have a reply to it waiting for approval
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 6:49 am
Bang, bang, you're dead. Nice one Autumn.


TAGS: grayeagle hummingbird unmanned aircraft
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:07 pm
One step further towards making real war closer to the video games Americans believe it to be.
Qwasnoid - March 12, 2011, 2:00 am
Yeah, I'd say "almost," ever heard of IEDs? Now THAT's what's unfair, and cowardly.


TAGS: chilis pepper spray
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:59 am
crankyhead - October 22, 2011, 1:48 am


TAGS: killing rebels betraying the jedi terrible resume
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 8:18 pm
TOC took the high road, cause she's TOC, and she wears really tight leather jeans,.. but I regress,.. but me...I took the enough is enough road. for reals, again
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
LOL! Wait.... what?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm
the Quarterback, is toast...:)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
I need a night job. I'm missing all the fun. The nights don't belong to the timmys anymore. I'm like the frickin' Maytag repairman at night.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:53 pm
Wow. Has he been... sanitized?
Spades - June 9, 2010, 5:10 pm
Dude... I just got here and even i think this guys a jerk!
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:04 am
You're into dead chicks, huh? Nice to know.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:00 am
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy porking your mother.
wampyre - June 9, 2010, 10:30 am
Yet another awesome poster to rate 5 Rancors on! ! ! Nicely used Star Wars reference! ! !
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
I need to try and actually make a d*mn poster myself one of these days hehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:56 am
We'll have a memorial after he's gone.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
Can we have a sanitizer tribute day? >:) I mean hand sanitizer, of course. I am a germophobe.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
You just noticed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:54 am
I'm working on July...I'm slow and I drink a lot so be patient with me. I think the tribute calendar was a one time thing (or we'll need lots of new regulars)
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:52 am
Well, ffs, there is a damn tribute calendar this month.
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:50 am
See I bet this guy would go "GUINESS again?" or even "COWS Again?" He has yet to realize the fact that Wait.....wait....anyone made a new calendar yet so he can see when to expect alot of the same?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:37 am
Well, I tried.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:13 am
He was talking to you, silly.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 9:10 am
Stop talking to yourself!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Would you walk into a bar and just start insulting everyone around you?...even the bouncers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
You should spend some time in the forum and get to know some of us and learn the spirit of the site. Unless you're just another troll. This is a tribute poster for a guy who uses a stormtrooper avatar.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:50 am
Stormtroopers? Again? For reals? AGAIN?


TAGS: ashtray smoking wife marriage
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by timmey

Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
added to the list, will do..
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:50 am
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 10:17 pm
Looks like they have a store in Tuscany as well, I'll be over that way in June, might just take a look.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:51 pm
Must have .. Where do they sell these?..